We all know about famous grassroot movements- Civil Rights, Women’s Suffrage, Earth Day, Fat Acceptance- each has its place in the history of our great country. I respectfully ask you to join me in the next meaningful movement- to convince Sara Blakely to give me copious amounts of undergarments and advertise on my blog. Call it my very own cock-blocking campaign. This is urgent people. Full penentration is near unless I take extreme action.
Please sign this position in support of my re-virgination and dedication to chastity. Pass along! Panty Power! Let’s do this!
Petition for Panties
Harry Potter rules are now in effect.
Date #12 is He Who Must Not Be Named.
I will tell you that he seems to be suffering from an Engorgio charm and I am waiting to be hit with a Locomotor Mortis spell.
Look em up, people. I can't feed you everything...
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Match.com continues to please...
Let's use a journalistic approach for this one.
Who: Susan Lucci and the Poster Boy for Gay KKK Sex
What: A secret rendezvous to smoke bongs and view gnome art. The bottom middle square of the exquisite paining behind their heads (just try ...
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Yup. It appears that I am making out with a dog in this photo. In all fairness, he did buy me a martini...
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So there I am googling away at work, looking for sexting acronyms (isn’t this what you do on the job) with which to impress my latest match.com victim and I stumble upon an article on a website- eSarcasm.com- offering up some little known options for sexy cell phone communications. Visit sexting article. ...
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Life is full of mysteries. Who built the great pyramids? What about those darn crop circles? Do aliens exist? Why did McCain pick Palin?
And the latest conundrum to perplex this baffled soul…
When did my ass become a moon pie? Acutally two moon pies. Seriously. I don’t recognize my own sweet cheeks.
Don’t get me ...
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Anyone who know me well, knows I heart asthmatics. I think it is because of my sincere and utter love of heavy breathing. This little accessory rocked my world this morning. Can you imagine it on a belt loop like, maybe, next to a cell phone and a pager holder? Say it with me- YUM! ...
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Really? How come I am still finding things to worry about...
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From Wikipedia: Douchebag, or simply douche, is considered to be a pejorative term. The slang usage of the term originated in the 1960s. The term refers to a person, usually male, with a variety of negative qualities, specifically arrogance and engaging in obnoxious and/or irritating actions without malicious intent
This guy is a DOUCHE.
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You know that old saying, "Why buy the cow, when you can get the milk for free?" As previously discussed, I am not giving away free milk but I am giving away foot pictures right and left! I kid you not- I have met 3 guys specifically attracted to my feet. Go figure? Sent ...
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Least anyone think I am slacking in my dating mission, I’m ready to provide an update- a progress report of sorts. I am less inclined to share details than I was previously. Mostly because they are generally charming and agreeable people. It is a lot easier to write about assholes and idiots. I try not ...
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You just never know about people. So I went on a couple of dates with a very nice, attractive professional. As a bonus (in my mind at least) he was an artist. Art and artist generally speak to me at a deeper level than some other pursuits. I automatically assume a more passionate level of ...
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Little boys on match.com like me. What can I say? I’m foxy with a capital F (for almost forty).
I have had half a dozen boys ranging in age from 21 to 25 e-mail me. The e-mail thing always surprises me. It speaks to far more confidence than many men twice their age. Old guys are ...
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I responded to an advertisement on craiglist that was looking for writers for a "sexy" website. I submitted my Vegas story and mentioned that I was not interested in anything X-rated but did write fairly racy material about relationships and dating! This is the email I got back today:
Hi Giddy Up Girl,
Thanks for your interest ...
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Grl takes hiatus
Dating crazy did her make
Giddyup no more
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